Как ще умреш?

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by selfishf » Sat May 30, 2009 12:14 am

While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.

Страх ме е от високо и съм се хлъзгала по разни баири. А и не ми се ще да умирам бавно. Понеже човек не се страхува толкова от смъртта, колкото от болката, която ни се втълпява, че ще изпитваме...

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by PostMortem » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:58 pm

You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

:happy:
Угасват в миг факли, свещи и лампади.
И ето над жалкия гърчещ се рой
със полъх на саван завесата пада
сред вопли, скимтене, вой...
И ангелски сонм отлетява далеко
и с плач възвестява небесний покой,
че тази пиеса се казва " Човекът ",
а червеят - нейни герой !

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by Ange_ou_Demon » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:53 pm

Никой не е като мен :devil:

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.
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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by nightmare » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:42 pm

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.

лошо,много лошо :no:
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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by Mustang » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:15 pm

After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.

Мойто е якоооо... абе никой ли нема умрЕ от естествена смърт?
Иначе ми дойде идея за разкааааз!
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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by West of Hell » Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:13 am

While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.

тъпо...
На Download 2016 bundinhas

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by J.S. » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:57 am

Ужас: Your next door neighbour beats you to death with a shovel.
Предпочитам да е обратното.

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by CorpseBride » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:44 pm

During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Лейм =/
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and I do not care.

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by WhiteNoise » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:20 am

While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by RollanD » Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:39 pm

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.
Найс, а? :))
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