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Post by Господарката на сенките » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:25 pm

Това ми напомня на един случай, в който една приятелка беше случайно попаднала в един лекарски кабинет със студенти по медицина , на каквато се е преструвала и тя, и водещият лекар я накарал да направи анално туширане на възрастен мъж имащ хемороиди. :?

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Как ще умреш?

Post by Ylith » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:19 pm

Ха,ха това с аналното туширане е много смешно :D

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

Ха знаех си аз,че не трябва да натискам толкова педала на гаста :D !Но нали знаете,че не можеш да избягаш от сътбата си и ако ти е писано да се удавиш няма да се обесиш или нещо такова се казваше!

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by Dime » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:24 am

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

Тц-тц-тц... надявах се на нещо по-интересно :badgrin:

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by Dark Lord » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:35 am

You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

Очаквах нещо по-интересно... :(

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by unheard lullaby » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:10 am

While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

И аз очаквах нещо по-интересно.
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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by selfishf » Sat May 30, 2009 12:14 am

While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.

Страх ме е от високо и съм се хлъзгала по разни баири. А и не ми се ще да умирам бавно. Понеже човек не се страхува толкова от смъртта, колкото от болката, която ни се втълпява, че ще изпитваме...

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by PostMortem » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:58 pm

You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

:happy:
Угасват в миг факли, свещи и лампади.
И ето над жалкия гърчещ се рой
със полъх на саван завесата пада
сред вопли, скимтене, вой...
И ангелски сонм отлетява далеко
и с плач възвестява небесний покой,
че тази пиеса се казва " Човекът ",
а червеят - нейни герой !

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by Ange_ou_Demon » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:53 pm

Никой не е като мен :devil:

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.
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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by nightmare » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:42 pm

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.

лошо,много лошо :no:
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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by Mustang » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:15 pm

After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.

Мойто е якоооо... абе никой ли нема умрЕ от естествена смърт?
Иначе ми дойде идея за разкааааз!
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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by West of Hell » Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:13 am

While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.

тъпо...
На Download 2016 bundinhas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMlKlH7DYe8

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by J.S. » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:57 am

Ужас: Your next door neighbour beats you to death with a shovel.
Предпочитам да е обратното.

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by CorpseBride » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:44 pm

During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Лейм =/
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and I do not care.

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by WhiteNoise » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:20 am

While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

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Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by RollanD » Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:39 pm

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.
Найс, а? :))
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