Как ще умреш?

Споделете полезни и приятни места в мрежата

Moderator: Ka-tet of 19

User avatar
Ted
Ka-mai
Ka-mai
Posts: 200
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:18 pm

Как ще умреш?

Post by Ted » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:07 pm

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Аз-You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill. :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 Точно така си мечтаех да умра.

User avatar
Nothingness
Guardian Of The Beams
Guardian Of The Beams
Posts: 2340
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:12 pm
Location: софия
Contact:

Post by Nothingness » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:45 am

при престрелка в киносалона ще ми пръснат главата изотзадзе :(
Oh, she’s beautiful
A little better than a man deserves
Oh, I’m not insane
Please tell me she won’t change…

User avatar
Eneq
Devar-Toi
Devar-Toi
Posts: 150
Joined: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:40 am
Contact:

Post by Eneq » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:54 pm

After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

User avatar
DiZZy
Guardian Of The Beams
Guardian Of The Beams
Posts: 1291
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:22 am
Location: Поляната с мармотите, Алпите
Contact:

Post by DiZZy » Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:15 pm

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

Това сега ми разби илюзиите да умра в мазето на някой психопат докато той играе морски шах на гърба ми с нож сам със себе си :? Ебати безличното дето пак ми се падна :lol:

User avatar
Vokial
Guardian Of The Beams
Guardian Of The Beams
Posts: 1135
Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:18 pm

Post by Vokial » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:50 am

Ххахаха:

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

User avatar
Spidy
Childe
Childe
Posts: 48
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:29 pm
Location: Sofia
Contact:

Post by Spidy » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:21 pm

While in a parking lot, you accidentally get into a car which looks like yours, but isn't. Unfortunately, the car is rigged with a bomb, and you suffer an explosive death intended for someone else.

Доста оригинално :?

mo.rka
Childe
Childe
Posts: 72
Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:17 pm

Post by mo.rka » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:36 pm

While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.


О,боже мой :lol:

  • I am Jack's cold sweat.
    I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
    I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
    I am Jack's wasted life.
    I am Jack's broken heart.
    I am Jack's smirking revenge.

User avatar
belch huggins
Follower of the Eld
Follower of the Eld
Posts: 82
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:23 pm

Post by belch huggins » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:42 pm

Не разбирам много добре английски. Това последното голям вътрешен хемороид ли означава. :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

mo.rka
Childe
Childe
Posts: 72
Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:17 pm

Post by mo.rka » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:03 pm

На мен ми се стори,че е кръвоизлив :lol:
Иначе и аз не съм много добре с английския :roll: ;)

  • I am Jack's cold sweat.
    I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
    I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
    I am Jack's wasted life.
    I am Jack's broken heart.
    I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Vile
Dinh
Dinh
Posts: 588
Joined: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:51 pm

Post by Vile » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:07 pm

In a drunken game of Russian Roulette, you forget to spin the cylinder, and you kill yourself in the first round.

:lol:

Oy
Childe
Childe
Posts: 43
Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:49 pm

Post by Oy » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:16 pm

mo.rka wrote:На мен ми се стори,че е кръвоизлив :lol:
Иначе и аз не съм много добре с английския :roll: ;)
Така е, кръвоизлив е, а не хемороид :)

A eto i moeto:

While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

Демек ще се задавя до смърт на вечеря. Аз и без това избягвам да вечерям защото в тази Америка станах 130 кила...


Дали важи и за обед?
Между другото в четвъртък се задавих ужасно, при опита си да изпия 200 гр ракия на екс. За щастие оживях, но беше адски неприятно.

Господарката на сенките
Commoner
Commoner
Posts: 15
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:16 am
Location: СТАРА ЗАГОРА

Post by Господарката на сенките » Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:14 pm

An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.

Хубаво, ама ако можех да си преведа.

Oy
Childe
Childe
Posts: 43
Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:49 pm

Post by Oy » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:03 pm

Господарката на сенките wrote:An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.

Хубаво, ама ако можех да си преведа.
По добре недей. :)

Казва ти, че ще умреш от неправилна клизма .

Господарката на сенките
Commoner
Commoner
Posts: 15
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:16 am
Location: СТАРА ЗАГОРА

Post by Господарката на сенките » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:44 pm

:oops:
Много готино! Така си и мислех.
:D

Oy
Childe
Childe
Posts: 43
Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:49 pm

Post by Oy » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:09 pm

Готино?!?

Е, може и да ти хареса. Все пак аз ти спестих подробностите. Но свят широк, хора всякакви, някои дори харесват анален секс. Само дето описанието горе е доста по... гадно от "посещение в задния двор".

Господарката на сенките
Commoner
Commoner
Posts: 15
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:16 am
Location: СТАРА ЗАГОРА

Post by Господарката на сенките » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:25 pm

Това ми напомня на един случай, в който една приятелка беше случайно попаднала в един лекарски кабинет със студенти по медицина , на каквато се е преструвала и тя, и водещият лекар я накарал да направи анално туширане на възрастен мъж имащ хемороиди. :?

User avatar
Ylith
Dinh
Dinh
Posts: 404
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:30 pm

Как ще умреш?

Post by Ylith » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:19 pm

Ха,ха това с аналното туширане е много смешно :D

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

Ха знаех си аз,че не трябва да натискам толкова педала на гаста :D !Но нали знаете,че не можеш да избягаш от сътбата си и ако ти е писано да се удавиш няма да се обесиш или нещо такова се казваше!

User avatar
Dime
Childe
Childe
Posts: 70
Joined: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:25 am
Location: Стара Загора

Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by Dime » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:24 am

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

Тц-тц-тц... надявах се на нещо по-интересно :badgrin:

Dark Lord
Commoner
Commoner
Posts: 26
Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:44 pm

Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by Dark Lord » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:35 am

You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

Очаквах нещо по-интересно... :(

User avatar
unheard lullaby
An Imaginary Friend
An Imaginary Friend
Posts: 1043
Joined: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:33 pm
Location: under your bed
Contact:

Re: Как ще умреш?

Post by unheard lullaby » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:10 am

While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

И аз очаквах нещо по-интересно.
Image

Post Reply